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a combination of ehh, yep/yup, and pff.
a sign of indifference/sarcasm.
used best when replying to a question or statement that you don't really care about.
for use while typing (text, or online)
Friend: how was swim practice?
You: epf.

Friend: that was some good mexican food, wasn't it?
You: epf.
epf by Tyler McNizzle December 30, 2008
Words you can keep
Epf is a sound made when somone say's something to you that you think is a waste of breath....a reaction to a idiotic statement....
Jerry.."hey Buttox I havent drank or smoked or eatin meat since new year's"

Dave...."Epf.."
Epf by Dave buttox May 17, 2004
epf to tha ap to tha brabity!!?
you know... epf!
epf by jerk-ov May 8, 2004
Acronym for elephant pussy flaps, used to talk about disgusting food
Damn meat and cheese platter again!? This is so gross it tastes like straight EPF
EPF by Mogza June 7, 2026
École Polytechnique Fédérale de Lausanne. One of the two Swiss Federal Institutes of Technology, located in Lausanne, Switzerland. EPFL is ranked among the top universities in the world.
I'm going to study mathematics at the EPFL.
EPFL by Akinn December 15, 2011
A place of suffering where you went thinking you would have a great time just like in movies, but ended up wanting to kill yoself every day. Beautiful place tho. No chicks, clever people making you fell stopid and expensive stuff all around.
Unil dude: y u so sad all the time
Epfl dude: cuz i am in epfl

Hec dude: do you go out on Saturday?
Eplf dude: na got to study

Normal dude: so do you have a girl?
Epfl dude: wass dat?

Girl: hi
Epfl dude: *error*
Epfl by Isaidthetruth January 8, 2019

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mrgoih ia among us
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I FUCKING LOVE LIMP BIZKIT
epfji eoidlj by StaticXero12 June 13, 2022
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