Envelopaphobia

The fear of opening letters. Often the case when a person is inundated with unaffordable bills arriving in the post/mail

You have a pile of unopened rent bills hidden in the draw. I believe you’re suffering with envelopaphobia.

The thought of my tax bill arriving in the post is making me envelopaphobic.

How long would you say you’ve been suffering with envelopaphobiaism?

Envelopaphobia by Katrirobell March 4, 2019

Envelopaphobia

The fear of opening letters. Commonly the case when a person has experienced or experiencing a period of time when they fear unaffordable bills arriving in the mail and so end up significantly delaying the opening of a letter or discarding of it unopened all together. ENVELOPAPHOBIA, ENVELPAPHOBIC

My tax bill has just been posted and I’m feeling envelopaphobic. Could you open it for me?

I’ve been too scared to open a single letter posted. I think I have envelopaphobia.

Envelopaphobia by Katrirobell March 4, 2019

envelophobia

A sniglet my husband and I conjured up in the 1980's to describe the panicky feeling of getting frantically entangled in our bedsheets.

"Wait, wait, stop! Envelophobia! Envelophobia!"

envelophobia by Syllywana December 15, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004