Someone who replaces every vowel with the letter "e", or most vowels with the letter "e", in text. Even if it completely changes the definition of the word. Same thing goes to people obsessed with other vowels.
bob: hi Jeff!
Jeff: wessep beb.
bob: m8 thats gay.
Jeff: neh thets net gey.
bob: you have serious grammar issues m8. Or your just being a fucking enjector. I suggest getting mental help, or taking grammar courses.
Jeff: welp, i getta geu, cye beb!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).