Englishn't

When you try so hard but you can't exactly say that word properly so you end up blurting out nonsense

Person 1: Gotta go guys! aifgasb
Person 2: talk about englishn't

Englishn't by Stupidity is my middle name October 7, 2022

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I can't English

Similar to "I can't speak/talk correctly."
The only difference is that this phrase was made by God himself when he sent it down to "The rock."

Jamal,"Pussy.' Shit I meant cat.' Ugh I can't English today!"

Nina who is attempting to flirt, "Nice astronaut pants. 'Shit I can't English today but that ass is out of this world."

*Lynnzie attempts to say she's wrong but nothing comes out*
Lynnzie can't English right now.

I can't English by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021

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English'stn't

A term used to describe an individual who is so stupidly inept at English that they struggle to even vibrate their vocal chords in a manner even remotely acceptable by English speakers. Examples of sentence structures and (non-existent) terms that these individuals will use include:

-More better
-Gooder
-More gooder
-Sayed
-Putted

"Rafe is so English'stn't."

English'stn't by Who toucha my spaghett? December 10, 2018

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i don't speak english

The phrase you use when someone who you don't know tries to initiate a conversation with you and you're not in the mood

homeless dude: hey you got some spare change on you? its for food

you: i don't speak english

i don't speak english by qwbeddly June 3, 2018

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Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon by Getting tacos with tyler April 10, 2021

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English teacher

1. Someone who writes two pages for every one page read, and sees some form of symbolism and deeper meaning within every word.

2. Someone who is so terribly biased toward their own comprehension of the text that they mark what their students thought the text meant wrong because it wasn't what they thought.

(usually they are both 1 and 2)

1. It was kinda windy today
normal people: huh, it's windy. I should bring a coat
English teacher: the wind is the spirit and breath of the universe, some tremendously important event is about to occur!

English teacher by Sylferi November 26, 2018

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