Skip to main content
Home
Add a Definition
UrbanDictionary.store
Blog
World
Advertise
User Settings
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
#
English Tophat
Listen to pronunciation
Share definition
The act
of defacating on the topmost area of
ones
head
.
Seth
squatted
atop Michaela's head and let loose a
sticky brown
log,
creating
an English Tophat.
by
Brent Wilson
February 21, 2006
Flag
Get the
English Tophat
mug.
More random definitions
Share this definition
Copy Link
Facebook
X
Pinterest
WhatsApp
Reddit
Email
Sign in to vote
We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.
Send me a link
Sending...
Or
Continue with Google
Check your email
We sent a link to
Open your email
Get the English Tophatmug. Get the English Tophatmug. Get the English Tophatmug. Get the English Tophatmug.