English Flame-thrower 

When you and your girl are having a great time in bed and you are about to spunk on your girl, but then suddenly pulls out some WD40 and a lighter and burns your dick.

Dude, ever since your girlfriend gave me the English Flame-Thrower, I have never been able to recover and have my normal Asshole ripping sex any more!!!!!!!

English Flame-thrower by Mr. Amazon Fire Fighter(CARP) February 26, 2009