Powerful solvent when applied to unstable polymers. Often mistaken for language, culture, and geographic place which we all know did not really happen in the alternate universe in which english dissolves those damn polymers.
After the frightful polymer spill a liberal application of english cleaned it right up. The sun gleamed off the bright smooth surface once the english was used.
by paralllell mr. universe October 2, 2003
The English claim to be Anglo-Saxons, this is a myth invented in the 18th century to ingratiate themselves with their new German king. Their language was introduced by Roman auxilliaries and comes originally from the Dutch but most of its words are French. The people themselves are mainly Welsh with maybe 10% Danish Vikings, their favourite food is curry and they will drink anything with alcohol in it.
Riddled with a class system that dates back to the Norman Conquest, an Englishman only has to open his mouth to be instantly codified and stratified in terms of his town of origin, wealth, education and social status.
Riddled with a class system that dates back to the Norman Conquest, an Englishman only has to open his mouth to be instantly codified and stratified in terms of his town of origin, wealth, education and social status.
by weslangdon April 21, 2013
Adventurous and fearless. The most beautiful hair and eyes. Her smile and laugh light up a room. English is very hard on herself, but she can't help it. Everyone except herself knows she's an out right bombshell. Boys are afraid of her, they think she is out of their league, because few guys have the courage to talk to a girl that amazing.
English at can at times be a sarcastic animal,but only when she has good reason. She is so kind to everyone. She'll always be there when you need her, even if you've hurt her, she will always care even though you once didn't. English will make you laugh, but she doesn't think she's funny. Consider yourself BLESSED if English lets you hang around her.
English at can at times be a sarcastic animal,but only when she has good reason. She is so kind to everyone. She'll always be there when you need her, even if you've hurt her, she will always care even though you once didn't. English will make you laugh, but she doesn't think she's funny. Consider yourself BLESSED if English lets you hang around her.
-Holy shit do you know that girl over there?
Oh, that's English. Best girl you'll ever meet.
-How do you know a girl like English?
I used to date her, but I don't deserve a girl like her. I'll never get over losing English.
Oh, that's English. Best girl you'll ever meet.
-How do you know a girl like English?
I used to date her, but I don't deserve a girl like her. I'll never get over losing English.
by Jmos1 October 18, 2017
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by Intelligence001 August 10, 2016
Its a thing i use and maybe you use... If you dont know what English means i think you didnt take a good pre-school
by ChocolateWaffles September 25, 2017
when english people talk using mostly english slang.
near to imposible for people from other counties to understand.
sometimes it can be misunderstood by english people.
near to imposible for people from other counties to understand.
sometimes it can be misunderstood by english people.
his faja:i coulda had it away with this fucking julie my old china.
austin:are you telling pork pies in a bag of tripe? if u were feeling horney why couldn't you just have a jay Arthur.
his faja: what? Billy no mates?
austin:too right you.
roughly translated...
his faja:i could have been fucking this sexy lady my friend.
austin:are you telling lies?,if u were horney why could you pleasure yourself?
his faja: what alone?
austin:yea.
austin:are you telling pork pies in a bag of tripe? if u were feeling horney why couldn't you just have a jay Arthur.
his faja: what? Billy no mates?
austin:too right you.
roughly translated...
his faja:i could have been fucking this sexy lady my friend.
austin:are you telling lies?,if u were horney why could you pleasure yourself?
his faja: what alone?
austin:yea.
by Stevie C June 7, 2005