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Enfield County 

a school full of slags and skets who chat shit about each other. the teachers in enfield county are all dickheads.

for example :

“Boldy”
Bob Crusty : “Ahlie that’s Enfield County” (ECS)

Dog : “The teachers there are all nittys”
Enfield County by BobCrustyTheFirst December 5, 2019
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Enfield county 

Welcome to Enfield county. Basically no ones straight and everyone chats shit about each other. The most hated year is 8 and year 9s think they run lower (they love to get involved in everything no one asked babes)There is no beef and the schools so dead whenever something happens they go back on snap and talk about it for days. Every teachers breath stinks and you can get excluded for basically anything. If there’s beef it’s 99% verbal. Year 7 are short and compressed and year 10Scare irrelevant. Year 11s are basically studs. There’s too many girls in that school who can’t slick their hair and have the audacity to come to school looking like sheep’s. There’s also girls who have the audacity to talk about the fact they gave head no one cares luv😘
Person 1: Enfield county is filled with skets

Person 2: yeah I have her nudes
Enfield county by tasnimdaetona April 1, 2020

Enfield county 

School filled w fat twats that don't have anything good to do w their lives other than chat to enfield grammar mandem and fight. Most of the ppl there are very beggish and love chattin to other ppls man, they're all very bait and cringe and the worst yrs probably has to be the yr7 and 8s cus they're all begs and weirdos that love to give verbal that they can't back. it's hilarious when ygs try force the slang like relax bro. cl ppl there are bare rude for no reason like🌚
person 1: yo do you go Enfield county?
County girl: well nah den
Enfield county by rickylivesforever February 25, 2024
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