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Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway 

REDFYP is a youth club for future car thieves, burglars, rapists, drug traffickers, pedophiles, cock suckers for crack and common criminals in Los Angeles County. It’s regarded as a training program for criminals and a provider of job security for law-enforcement of all levels for decades to come.
BREAKING NEWS: The serial pedophile labeled “The Night Stroker of Los Angeles” was finally convicted today. Fun fact, he was a graduate of the Los Angeles County DA’s "Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway” program back in 2021.

Enhanced interrogation 

The use of waterboarding, starvation, and flagellation -- all of these torture, er, "enhanced interrogation" techniques not approved by the Geneva Convention were used in Guantanamo bay.

enhanced patdown 

It is a much more invasive pat-down that involves touching, probing, and feeling your body, including your genital area, to determine if you are concealing something.

It is what the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) will do to you if you opt-out of the full body scanner, which takes a naked picture of you, before boarding an airplane.
TSA Agent: "If you won't let me to take a naked picture of you, then I'm going to rub your penis."
Child: "That would be sexual assault."
TSA Agent: "Nonsense, it's just an enhanced patdown. Now spread your legs."
enhanced patdown by OptOut November 18, 2010

Enhanced interrogation 

A word invented by Dick Cheney to cover his ass.

Refers to torture, a process to get information which the subject thinks you want to hear. Not to be confused with the truth.
"The enhanced interrogation program has saved lifes because I say so.

By the way, we wouldn't use it on our own people, just muslim terrorist suspects that we do not have enough evidence on to bring before a court."

enhanced interrogation techniques

We used enhanced interrogation techniques to try to obtain information.

We used torture to try to obtain information.

Herbally Enhanced 

An inside term for pot-smokers. A creative way to say high or baked.
Q: Are you high?
A: I prefer the term "herbally enhanced."
Q:Why?
A: Food tastes better. Music sounds better. Colors are more vivid. My body feels better. Life is good!
Herbally Enhanced by Herb McKerb November 3, 2009