Edenology is defined as a 7-part calculating system that tracks The Creation of The first human, Adam, The beginning of human history. This system records Adam from The Land of Eden in Year 0, to The Resurrection of Christ in Year 4205. These times are equated to 4172 BC-33AD. The times and dates are provided by Messianic Hebrew Scriptures.
Edenology is The study of all things related to Eden.
"He studied Edenology to prove The Earth was thousands of years old and not millions."
-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.
Lotus-Eaterology:
A field pertaining to the study of lotus eating. Eating the narcotic lotus plant is said to induce a peaceful, apathetic, dreamy, and languorous state of mind and being. In Greek mythology, Odysseus and his crew happened upon an island of "lotus-eaters", some fell into the ethereal trance of the lotus but Odysseus forced them to swallow the hard red pill and dragged them back to the ship of reality.
And so I says to Mabel, I says... little Bobby-John has been dewdropping under the guise of pursuing a PhD in Lotus-Eaterology.