An epidemic where one, some, or several friend groups turn emo.
It starts when one of your friends becomes emo.
It spreads across your entire friend group like a Hot Topic version of the Bubonic Plague.
Your friend group starts wearing black.
It only gets worse from there.
Your friend group, minus you, have started wearing spikes.
Then, those friends reach out to their friends.
They all become emo.
Except for you.
It starts when one of your friends becomes emo.
It spreads across your entire friend group like a Hot Topic version of the Bubonic Plague.
Your friend group starts wearing black.
It only gets worse from there.
Your friend group, minus you, have started wearing spikes.
Then, those friends reach out to their friends.
They all become emo.
Except for you.
Dude, did you hear about the emo epidemic?
No way I’m hanging out with my friends, I’m staying inside until all of this blows away!
No way I’m hanging out with my friends, I’m staying inside until all of this blows away!
by KiiboBestRobotBoi February 23, 2026
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