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John Emmett

Basketball god but also bad. Not that smart. Mostly tall but cant get rebounds. Underwear lover
John Emmett by girl_who_is_man January 10, 2020

Jasmine and Emmett 

the cute couple everyone wants to be like. jasmine is the caring shy but can be loud girl that every guy secretly has a crush on and Emmettis the guy who is the cute guy who would do anything for jasmine. the couple are absolutely in love and stay together even after high school and college until they are old. they are that couple that gets married pretty young and have 3 kids together.
girl1: is Emmett and jasmine still together?

girl2: yep i still cant believe they together even after all these years

girl1: ugh im so jealous

jasmine and emmett are goals

John Emmet 

this is the boy who IS SO FREAKING ANNOYING. like they have that chipmunk voice and love fingerboards. they probably have add or adhd and can’t stay still. (they also are really short) a john emmet also wear vans ALL DAY
“omg it’s john emmet! he’s freaking SHORT
John Emmet by bry2022 February 21, 2020

John Emmet 

he’s short, wears vans, probably has adhd or add, and has a high pitched chipmunk voice.
he’s hella short! oh wait, he’s a john emmet
John Emmet by bry2022 February 21, 2020
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026