Emmett J

a short, ugly loser who has no friends and plays the trumpet.

Person 1:who's that loser?

Person 2:oh.
*long pause*
that's just Emmett J

by sorry but it's true June 9, 2018

John Emmett

Basketball god but also bad. Not that smart. Mostly tall but cant get rebounds. Underwear lover

john emmett is my guy

by girl_who_is_man January 10, 2020

Jasmine and Emmett

the cute couple everyone wants to be like. jasmine is the caring shy but can be loud girl that every guy secretly has a crush on and Emmettis the guy who is the cute guy who would do anything for jasmine. the couple are absolutely in love and stay together even after high school and college until they are old. they are that couple that gets married pretty young and have 3 kids together.

girl1: is Emmett and jasmine still together?

girl2: yep i still cant believe they together even after all these years

girl1: ugh im so jealous

jasmine and emmett are goals

by timguy123 June 7, 2018

John Emmet

this is the boy who IS SO FREAKING ANNOYING. like they have that chipmunk voice and love fingerboards. they probably have add or adhd and can’t stay still. (they also are really short) a john emmet also wear vans ALL DAY

“omg it’s john emmet! he’s freaking SHORT”

by bry2022 February 21, 2020

John Emmet

he’s short, wears vans, probably has adhd or add, and has a high pitched chipmunk voice.

he’s hella short! oh wait, he’s a john emmet

by bry2022 February 21, 2020