Emmett J

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a short, ugly loser who has no friends and plays the trumpet.

Person 1:who's that loser?

Person 2:oh.
*long pause*
that's just Emmett J

Emmett J by sorry but it's true June 9, 2018

Words you can keep

John Emmett

Basketball god but also bad. Not that smart. Mostly tall but cant get rebounds. Underwear lover

john emmett is my guy

John Emmett by girl_who_is_man January 10, 2020

Jasmine and Emmett

the cute couple everyone wants to be like. jasmine is the caring shy but can be loud girl that every guy secretly has a crush on and Emmettis the guy who is the cute guy who would do anything for jasmine. the couple are absolutely in love and stay together even after high school and college until they are old. they are that couple that gets married pretty young and have 3 kids together.

girl1: is Emmett and jasmine still together?

girl2: yep i still cant believe they together even after all these years

girl1: ugh im so jealous

jasmine and emmett are goals

Jasmine and Emmett by timguy123 June 7, 2018

John Emmet

this is the boy who IS SO FREAKING ANNOYING. like they have that chipmunk voice and love fingerboards. they probably have add or adhd and can’t stay still. (they also are really short) a john emmet also wear vans ALL DAY

“omg it’s john emmet! he’s freaking SHORT”

John Emmet by bry2022 February 21, 2020

John Emmet

he’s short, wears vans, probably has adhd or add, and has a high pitched chipmunk voice.

he’s hella short! oh wait, he’s a john emmet

John Emmet by bry2022 February 21, 2020

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026