emmanism
emmanism by Emma J Zackery December 18, 2020
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Emmanism
"Emmanism" is a religion about worshiping "Goddess Emma Watson" as the Supreme Goddess. It's followers Emmanists believe that she's the most powerful being with an immense source of energy, and follow her every command.
Emmanism by PriestessEm February 23, 2024
Emmaism
An extraordinary expression that attempts to capture the upbeat lifestyle of white, American, teenage girls living in the northern states. Emmasisms are often normal words with happy-sounding prefixes/suffixes added on. There are *NO* negative Emmaisms, because Emma doesn't use negative words, except for "Stalkerspace" (aka Myspace).
Emmaism by Kaeda Jnor May 1, 2007
Emmaism
Religion that comes in realy handy, for example in P.E, when your teacher yells at you to take the bow out of your hair for health and safety reasons, you say "sorry but no. It is religious ornamentation" they respond with "what religion would that be?" and you say "emmaism, its the new christianity"
In our new politicaly correct society, said teacher would be unable to deny that emmaism exists, for that could be called spiritual intolerence, and may deserve a ticking off!
(does not always work-some teachers are just wankers)
In our new politicaly correct society, said teacher would be unable to deny that emmaism exists, for that could be called spiritual intolerence, and may deserve a ticking off!
(does not always work-some teachers are just wankers)
P.E teacher: Emma, remove those bracelets, we are playing cricket today, and you are a health hazard!
Me: Nope sorry, its religious ornamentation, i'm practicing Emmaism.
P.E teacher: Fine, leave them on. (to self) bloody hate that child
Me: Nope sorry, its religious ornamentation, i'm practicing Emmaism.
P.E teacher: Fine, leave them on. (to self) bloody hate that child
Emmaism by NymphetaminexGirl April 7, 2008
Emanism
The act of holding responsibility for an object, movement, organization or other certain things, yet selectively and selfishly ignoring said responsibility in favour of their own profit or of their own interest.
Emanism
A religion with three main gods, where the earth is the scripture and Bonobo chimps are worshipped beings
Peasant: Dude, what the hell's Emanism?
Glorified one: It means you're less significant than a monkey, you're living on a book and if you don't join, you will reborn as a dandelion
Glorified one: It means you're less significant than a monkey, you're living on a book and if you don't join, you will reborn as a dandelion
Emanism by Glorified one June 14, 2011
emanism
The religion of the shiny people. Anybody can be an emanist, as long as they're shiny. Emanism bases it's beliefs on having a high respect, admiration and love for one's self, while maintaining a love for others, especially other emanists. Emanism has no clear God, just the worship of self.
guy 1: hey, i'm thinking of converting to emanism, what you think?
guy 2: yeah man do it! i'm am emanist, and i've felt better about myself ever since. i love me!
guy 2: yeah man do it! i'm am emanist, and i've felt better about myself ever since. i love me!
emanism by emancorpse August 5, 2009
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