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Emma Keyworth 

Dearest Emma,
To begin with I would like to wish you a happy 15TH Birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day filled with lots of love and laughter. Read below for a little surprise...

I bet you weren’t expecting this. I am writing this to you on Urban Dictionary because I want the world to know how much you truly mean to me. You have always been there and supported me through everything, I’m so freaking grateful for that. Every time we hang out we always create long lasting memories with each other. Remember about the shit in the toilet, and that weird girl eating everything with a fork. Anyway, You always put yourself down saying your stupid, ugly and worthless but your not. You are one of the most beautiful, intelligent and wonderfully talented individuals I have ever met. Your open minded, opionated, caring and genuine - and that’s what I admire most about you. I cherish our friendship so much. I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO SOUND FAR FETCHED BUT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR THE BESTEST FREAKING FRIEND EVER!!! I wish you all the best in life , and I hope we continue being friends.

With Love,

Ava 💗
EMMA KEYWORTH IS FUCKING AMAZING!!
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