Emily and Briana 

Emily and Briana are the cutest set of friends you will ever find. While they may meet under weird circumstances, their bond will be special and they will be friends for a lifetime. Both girls are extremely funny and talented. You will always see them comforting one another when they're sad, but laughing together when they are happy. Emily is always there for Briana, as Briana is always there for Emily. Long distances and time away won't be able to break their friendship. Once the two meet, although they may not know it now, they have just met a friend of a lifetime. Through the thick and thin they will support each other, truly defining what friendship means.

Kelly: Emily and Briana are such cute friends! I wish I had a relationship like that!!

Emily and Briana by Swoods61 April 27, 2013

Emily and Brian's 

They are two of the kindest people you will ever know once you get to know them and if you are on there good side. But if you get on there bad side they will be the bitchiest people you can know. They are typically not the most attractive people you can meat but they can be a sweetheart. Emily's are usually very athletic but brian's can be if they want too. Brians are Fuckboy's so don't date them. Emily's are very fat and are going to be a virgin till the day they die and they won't ever get a boyfriend because nobody finds them attractive. And they are very dramatic.

Girl: Hey so I met this ugly and he asked me out he tried to get in my pants instantly.

Somebody: Get away from them. Thats a Emily and Brian's.

Guy: So this fat girl came up to me and asked me out and I said no she flipped out, I think she is crazy, what should I do.

Somebody: Get away from that thing it's and Emily and Brian's.

Emily and Brian's by A_J_D September 15, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004