Emilee Holmes 

The most amazing girl in the world. She is tall, skinny, and has blonde hair of course. She has the ability to make the best duckface ever, and knows exactly what to say. She is very cutesy in certain ways, but has a wild sides. She doesn't want sex, but prefers humping. She also gets turned on very very easy, and is the best kisser. She doesn't have the biggest boobs, but they please. She also has the nicest most firm butt ever. She doesn't get around much at all, and doesn't date. But if you get the chance to date her you are one lucky man

"Did you see that girl?"-guy 1

"Yeah, that was an E.H broh."- Guy two

"What?"-Guy one

"An Emilee Holmes dumb fuck. means sexiest girl alive"-Guy three

"Oh, yeah. She had the NICEST ass"-Guy one

"Word"-Guy two

Emilee Holmes by I wish i had an E.H November 22, 2011

Emilie Holmes 

She is a nasty spiteful bitch who steals your best friend and gets away with it, she is sly and a terrible person to be around and is just ugly.

girl1 “ewww who’s she?”
Girl2”that’s Emilie Holmes”
Girl1”ewww she’s ugly and flat”

Emilie Holmes by Big flat Nigga January 19, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016