A pile of shit on fire that really needs to burn to the ground. A whole school that talks about equality but runs off a social class system.
by Bailey fray June 15, 2018
This term refers to something that looks extremely queer. It can also be applied to something that exudes a sense of douchebaggery.
Fat kid: "Hey old man, don't you think my Ed Hardy pants are tight!!!"
Old man: "What are you talking about?"
Fat kid: "My jeans! Aren't they nice! I bought you a pair, so you can be a fresh jivin' douche-faggot like me."
Old man: "Oh... you mean those Elton John Specials. Not for me, thanks!"
Old man: "What are you talking about?"
Fat kid: "My jeans! Aren't they nice! I bought you a pair, so you can be a fresh jivin' douche-faggot like me."
Old man: "Oh... you mean those Elton John Specials. Not for me, thanks!"
by crowbardog April 25, 2010
"I didn't think Todd was gay, he has a wife and kids!"
"Nah, that was just an Elton John Marriage, he's a flaming queer."
"Nah, that was just an Elton John Marriage, he's a flaming queer."
by KewlKid5 September 15, 2014
when you're fucking someone in the ass and then pull out and cum on their face, then you knight them with your penis and then make them suck the shit and cum off of your cock.
i just gave Anny a Sir Elton John, I dont think we'll be seeing that cunt anymore, there was alot of shit on my dick from fucking her and i forced her to suck it clean.
by MasterSquirtel September 9, 2011
A rogue pube which is found in some kind of paper or magazine covering the face of a celebrity and it doesn't want to shift.
by murdo83 June 21, 2007
by Krisy K. January 18, 2006
When an object is covered in white goo it looks like Elton John Farted on it. The joke being that Elton John is gay and full of semen.
by InsaneAsylumPatient February 19, 2023