elmers glue

elemers glue is the adhesive-like substance commonly found on poorly cared for motel bedspreads, between the pages of your fathers pornographic magazines, or on the keyboard of an intense gamer. it is usually white and hard and difficult to clean. when combined with a Slug Trail it will transform into Elmers Mayo

isabelle: ew adrian what is that on your keyboard
adrian: sorry i was up late studying last night and got bored
isabelle: your elmers glue made the shift key stick down and now the popup for sticky keys wont go away!

by Mr. and Mrs. the shit June 22, 2006

elmers glue

the most powerful adhesive on the market, applicable to any substance and will create an instant bond. Elmers glue is the most powerful adhesive on the market due to its composition of 100% bull sperm.

Coby: Man i cant seem to bond my kitten calendar to my wall, it won't stay up there...
Me: Oh dude just slap some elmers glue on that bitch, it works every time.

by Scoopy J January 4, 2012

Elmers Glue

a white person that has no life nor morals and tries to use aave to look cool when they look like a stupid bitch while doing it

"Hey Elmers Glue! Stop getting box braids, yo hair finna bout to fall out and you gon get backlash lmao"

by stellatois August 2, 2021

Elmers forbidden glue

The act of gluing one man’s dick to a females vagina using Elmers glue and cum

I was in an alleyway yesterday and I saw a Russian man making a husband and wife do the Elmers forbidden glue

by Dan V and Nicky g January 7, 2021

Elmer's Glue

A euphemism for male ejaculate. So named because of the similarities between semen and elmer's glue.

John: Dude, I took this bitch to kindergarten last night.
Matt: Huh?
John: I put my elmer's glue in her mouth.
Matt: Nice.

(In the bedroom)
Tim: This is just like a 2nd grade art project.
Nancy: What are you talking about?
Tim: I spread you out, moved you around, tore you up, now I'm about to finish you off with some elmer's glue and you'll probably get some in your hair.
Nancy: Yummy.

by bryri February 27, 2010

Elmer's Glue bottle

noun- refers to an empty 4oz bottle of Elmer's Glue that is filled with clean urine and placed in one's hidey-hole and used, often repeatedly, to receive a clean urine test at the clinic.

Clean junkie: Hey there fuck-nose. You look all fucked up and shit. How are you ever gonna pass a surprise piss test at the clinic?
Sue the Dirty Junkie: Hey. Know what? Maryanne's gonna give me some clean piss in an Elmer's Glue bottle. I'll put it in my hidey-hole. They'll never know! Fuck em!

by Ned Ludd August 28, 2005

elmer's glue

elmer's, glue, paste. slang term for weed because of its stickiness.

"Damn man, we out of elmer's glue"

by james c-n August 19, 2006