Elliot M.S.C 

Probably secretly a duck in disguise. Maybe even give him your kids and dogs. He is someone thats been through it. Thats just trying to get by. Sweet & kind, he'll be there for you when you loose yourself. He's quite a baller in Mariokart but sucks at flipping omelettes. He'll make sure you are well fed. And who doesn't like a guy who has 4 dogs? You can look at this individual for hours but it'll never be enough . He is like a LEGO set each part of him builds a beautiful masterpiece. He likes apple pie so if you ever have one in hand he might distract you with his charm. Do not approach elliot with snake. He likes to steal things one being people's hearts. Dont be afraid to boop his nose, he likes it. I do believe there's always something new you can learn from him everyday. He makes sleeping by yourself less scary. Oh and he's hot.

Elliot may seem like a unique name but he has more. One to many for a single human being. Call it whatever you want but to me he is one wonderful, lovely, kinda weird, dumb human that i call my best friend. If you ever meet him i hope you give him a smile! ( and maybe some laksa )

To my one and only love, Borneo boy

Elliot M.S.C : why are the sheep colourful

sarah : because friendship is magic

Elliot M.S.C by sussssssybaka July 25, 2021

Elliot M.S.C 

Probably secretly a duck in disguise. Maybe even give him your kids and dogs. He is someone thats been through it. Thats just trying to get by. Sweet & kind, he'll be there for you when you loose yourself. He's quite a baller in Mariokart but sucks at flipping omelettes. He'll make sure you are well fed. And who doesn't like a guy who has 4 dogs? You can look at this individual for hours but it'll never be enough . He is like a LEGO set each part of him builds a beautiful masterpiece. He likes apple pie so if you ever have one in hand he might distract you with his charm. Do not approach elliot with snake. He likes to steal things one being people's hearts. Dont be afraid to boop his nose, he likes it. I do believe there's always something new you can learn from him everyday. He makes sleeping by yourself less scary. Oh and he's hot.

Elliot may seem like a unique name but he has more. One to many for a single human being. Call it whatever you want but to me he is one wonderful, lovely, kinda weird, dumb human that i call my best friend. If you ever meet him i hope you give him a smile! ( and maybe some laksa )

To my one and only love, Borneo boy

Elliot M.S.C : why are the sheep colourful

sarah : because friendship is magic

Elliot M.S.C by sussssssybaka July 25, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012