Elise Mackert Share definition Flag A skanky stanky ho who gets dicked by any guy who looks at her. Loves having both holes filled to the brim with spunk. " yeah i just found out my girlfriend is fucking every dick in town... shes such an Elise Mackert" Elise Mackert by Lord_Twat August 23, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Elise Mackert mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch