He is the coolest, funniest, friendliest guy you could ever meet. He can be weird but he is sweet and caring. Don't lose Eli because you may want to date him one day or if you're really bored, go to him for some hilarious fun

Eli Hocking is better than Daniel Sussman

Eli Hocking by DSUSS17 March 1, 2022

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Eli Harris

An African American actor and producer who has been in numerous films and television shows. Eli is also a martial artist and was featured in October 2006 issue of Black Belt Magazine as a rising star and martial artist. Known for his kind heart and willingness to help others he is recognized as a celebrity to watch. Also was most recently seen in The Nanny Diaries where he played as the love interest to Alicia Keys.

Eli Harris is one lucky mofo, I should have had my arm around Alicia Keys.

Eli Harris by KBBaby January 3, 2008

Eli Hollie

A guy that will hurt you and stab you in the back with out giving a shit what so ever. Also know forever being a lying bitch and will make you get attached just to watch your the pain in your eyes when he breaks your heart.

“We can’t be friends anymore, i have a girlfriend I know said I wasn’t the type to date, and I promised it, but people changed. We can talk when we’re done dating though” -Eli Hollie 2018

Eli Hollie by queenxfrances July 25, 2018

Eli herzer

The fattest gayest person ever

Ahh will keep jerking me till I jizz I want to Eli herzer on you

Eli herzer by Gay men December 5, 2018

Eli Howard

A stinky man who’s addicted to the green plant, rumour has it his mum lives off benefits and he’s got black under his nails

Eli Howard

give us 20 quid from your mums benefits

Eli Howard by Norton September 20, 2020

eLi hansen

awesome lit a bloody legend who uses code lazar and is really hot

eLi hansen is hot

eLi hansen by HOHGFMFRDFCVBHFCVBNHJYTRFDC VB June 11, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026