Pretty much the last time you will actually have any fun in school before you are off the high school. Enjoy it while you can because high school is an absolute shithole
by No_Quarter_for_them February 13, 2021
Mom: how was your first day at Elementary school jimmy?
Jimmy: (pulls out recorder) hOt CrOsS BUns
Mom:ah shit-
Jimmy: (pulls out recorder) hOt CrOsS BUns
Mom:ah shit-
by Uncookedcactus July 04, 2019
Elementary schools vary among areas. Some you get suspended for bringing plastic knives outside. By fifth grade, Every girl is a slut and every boy is still innocent until 6th grade where the shit kicks in. In other words, it's better than middle school.
Also every mark you get is based on behaviour and not how smart you are.
Also every mark you get is based on behaviour and not how smart you are.
Teacher:"Billy, how was the science fair project?"
Kid: "it was good! I made an electric motor an-"
Teacher: "Well it's not a competition anymore!. Some kids might feel bad, and by
the way this is an English mark. Not science."
Elementary school was gay, man.
Kid: "it was good! I made an electric motor an-"
Teacher: "Well it's not a competition anymore!. Some kids might feel bad, and by
the way this is an English mark. Not science."
Elementary school was gay, man.
by Siamese tumour child June 18, 2013
by acur February 02, 2018
The best damn thing of my life. There was no detentions back then. You just either had to apologize or sit timeout. You actually made friends for who you were. The teachers were way nicer and you actually got rewarded for doing good work.
Elementary school was fun. Now that Im in retarded high school I was I was back in elementary school
by One little hellian November 13, 2017
by Face August 25, 2015
Bobby was fat in elementary school, and was bullied everyday. Today in High School, he is the top varsity football player and a friend of everyone.
by porn! May 26, 2005