Eljesa: Has an arabic origin but is mostly an albanian way in this spelling. She is beautiful, mysterious and has the purest smile. You think you know Eljesa? You only know what she tells you. Behind her pretty and big eyes are many more secrets to tell. Her attitude is uncomparable. She has a sweet side, but can seduce the shit out of you with her sexy eyes. Be careful. She is way more than what she seems to look like.
An amazing queen, she makes the world shine brighter everyday she smiles, and causes every guy who sees her to trip and fall. Any guy who has her in his life wakes up every morning and praises God for being blessed with such an amazing girl. She's a genuine, good-hearted, wonderful, caring, and an beautiful person inside . She has a gorgeous body, it's perfection; and you're eyes melt everyday when you look at her. You are lucky if you have an elves in you're life!
Eljesa is the type of person u just instantly adore and fall in love with. She’s the most loving and caring person you’ll ever meet. Also Eljesa is highly intelligent, in general you’d call her big brain. Her character is gold and she’s typically a strong independent woman. And she’s the most beautiful, gorgeous, sexiest woman you’ll meet in your life. She’s so fucking perfekt all you can do is love her with all your heart
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*