eldersburg 

Town in Carroll County Maryland. nothing to do. It has three things..
1. Dennys
2. Cornfields
3. Kids using alcohol/drugs.

when all 3 are used in the right combination in one night.. it's an okay town. otherwise. people really enjoy driving 45 mins to an hour to get somewhere halfway decent to do something fun.

Person 1: I hate this town.
Person 2: I can't wait to get out of eldersburg..
Person 3: I wish OC wasnt 4 hours away.
Person 4: Lets go get fucked up then go to dennys.
All: SOunds like last night... okay.

eldersburg by aoslkfjdj July 5, 2006

eldersburg 

A growing suburb in the Baltimore Metropolitan Area situated in Carroll County. A once sparsely populated area, now has grown tremendously and has all the elements of suburban sprawl. Kids from the area are still known to party. There has also been some bands that have made a large impact in the Baltimore scene from Eldersburg of late drawing many kids the 25 miles down into the city to see them at places such as Fletchers.

Let's go to the Foretold show tonight!

Let's get wasted and jam!

Let's go to the bar?

When are they getting back to Eldersburg to get wasted?

eldersburg by pleasantliving April 3, 2008

eldersburg 

very safe, and moderately underdeveloped. a quiet town with nothing to do there except go to denny's at indecent hours.

kid 1: hey man there's nothing to do, its midnight. everythings closed now!

kid 2: nah man, denny's is open 24 hours.

kid 1: sweet! lets go!

eldersburg by akoshercherry August 28, 2005

eldersburg 

A small town located in Carroll County, Maryland. There isn't much to do in Eldersburg, but it is becoming a popular place. People come there because of the low crime rate and the great schools there.

Adult: We are going to move to Eldersburg, honey.
Kid: Why, Mom. There is nothing to do there.
Adult: So much has been going on here that I just want to move to somewhere that is safe.

eldersburg by savannah March 30, 2005

eldersburg 

the epitome of hell itself. the lords of eternal damnation were born here. the gods have stricken this wretched land from the great archives of the heavenly lands. no one is safe.

send that foul beast back to eldersburg

eldersburg by Iso- July 2, 2023

Ellensburg

A small town in the middle of f*****g nowhere. Has a rodeo/fair, which is the only thing worthwhile to do there unless of course you want to go to college, which 90% of the towns population has never been to because they were too busy working on the farm. The other 10% actually attends the college and spends their free time smashing glass bottles in the bike lane. Has an awesome doughnut shop, a really good ice cream shop, and a semi talented high school. People should go there at least once in their life to get the experience.

Where do you live?

Ellensburg.
wait, where?

Ellensburg.

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

ELLENSBURG

where the hell is that???

Ellensburg by dontblink July 15, 2014

Ellensburg Two Stroke

Sexual act with the cremated remains of an ex-lover where you spit in the urn, get the ashes in your hand, jerk 2 strokes, jizz in the ashes, and cry out “aaaand there’s your receipt”

On the anniversary of his ex-girlfriend overdosing on heroin Tyler broke into her parents' trailer, took the urn containing her ashes off the bookshelf full of NASCAR memorabilia and gave her an Ellensburg Two Stroke for old times sake.

Ellensburg Two Stroke by SteveLaurent May 4, 2019