A small town in the middle of f*****g nowhere. Has a rodeo/fair, which is the only thing worthwhile to do there unless of course you want to go to college, which 90% of the towns population has never been to because they were too busy working on the farm. The other 10% actually attends the college and spends their free time smashing glass bottles in the bike lane. Has an awesome doughnut shop, a really good ice cream shop, and a semi talented high school. People should go there at least once in their life to get the experience.
Where do you live?
Ellensburg.
wait, where?
Ellensburg.
Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.
ELLENSBURG
where the hell is that???
Ellensburg.
wait, where?
Ellensburg.
Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.
ELLENSBURG
where the hell is that???
by dontblink July 15, 2014
A cat, bastards.
A CAT.
Definitely not that holy grail between a woman's legs.
THAT is properly referred to as a CUNT.
Get it right.
A CAT.
Definitely not that holy grail between a woman's legs.
THAT is properly referred to as a CUNT.
Get it right.
by dontblink August 11, 2014
"Look at Kat. On Friday night she ended up as ryans shunt, and now none of her friends will talk to her."
by dontblink August 08, 2014