Elbow Dick 

The condition in which a penis is bent so terribly bad that it resembles the shape of an elbow. At which point it is conveniently used to fuck objects around corners, at random angles and frequently to tap people on the opposite shoulder so they look the other way and no one is really there.

Example 1: "I nailed that bitch from under the bed with my elbow dick son."

Example 2: "I fuck a bitch sideways with my elbow diiiick."

Elbow Dick by Gogsyn December 8, 2009

dick elbow 

when a woman tires while jacking off a guy

I jerked Jim so long last night I got dick elbow.

dick elbow by Rusty king of my hill August 31, 2006

elbow dicking 

The act of poking a random stranger from around the grab bar on a very busy subway train at 5:30 PM in New York City. With your penis of course. How else do you poke anyone?

I was elbow dicking some guy on the subway today. He now has AIDS.

elbow dicking by MLGillumernaty420 August 7, 2014