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El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!

Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
El Mono by Vee Are Are Schee October 20, 2003
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bailar el mono 

Transalted into english it means "Dance the Monkey" which means "To fuck" (in spanish)
Oye mia amor tenemos que bailar el mono esta noche.
bailar el mono by yessi225 August 27, 2010
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