El Scorcho

An El Scorcho is when you masturbate with hot sauce.

I was bored and felt like 'batin so i got out the bottle of tobasco and gave myself an El Scorcho.

A good alternative to a stranger.

by Tyfighter April 11, 2009

el scorcho

The first single from Weezer's second album, "Pinkerton." It is a masterpiece of a song that expresses raw human emotion through creative lyrics and a quircky melody.

Hey, turn up "El Scorcho!"

Goddamn you half Japanese girls…

by MasterPrime June 14, 2004

el scorcho

A Weezer song, from the Album Pinkerton. Arguably the best track on the album.

El Scorcho! Ay Carumba!

by avidrocklover February 13, 2018