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El Cum

El Cum, also known as Ulises is a bottle of cum, ussualy comes together with league of legends, and looking at it will make any women become lesbian. Ulises (monty) is also wanted for Terrorism in 7 different countries and has links to hotel Rwanda and 9/11.)
El cum makes me barf my noodle soup.
Ulises looks like a jar of cum
by Weirdreptile02 December 7, 2021
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El Cumbanchero

The Manly Cucumber.
It's from a song about a manly cucumber.
Dude, after 10 Red Bulls, I feel like El Cumbanchero!
by RoxtaMon October 29, 2012
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El Cumpleaños

A nighmare-ish beast that steals days and brings darkness to us all.
"Oh fuck, it's El Cumpleaños! He's gonna steal our days!?!"
by Jack Shack September 28, 2017
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El Tersero : The Cumquat

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Tersero : The Cumquat
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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