El Cum

El Cum, also known as Ulises is a bottle of cum, ussualy comes together with league of legends, and looking at it will make any women become lesbian. Ulises (monty) is also wanted for Terrorism in 7 different countries and has links to hotel Rwanda and 9/11.)
El cum makes me barf my noodle soup.
Ulises looks like a jar of cum
by Weirdreptile02 December 07, 2021
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Ulises Montiel

Ulises is a fucking rat that smells like anime and plays league of legends 24/7. Ulises is also known as cumshot; cumlicocky; or pussy scarecrow
Maten al Cumshot.
Ulises Montiel makes me not want to have children
by Weirdreptile02 November 23, 2021
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