Ekalaka Share definition Flag a podunk town in south eastern montana, AKA bumb fuck montana, that is characterized by swingers. most of town is inbred. That kid has four fingers and sleeping with his sister and her boyfriend, he must be from Ekalaka. Ekalaka by Forny January 30, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Ekalaka mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch