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Ejacutastic

When a person ejaculates while having sex with a parter and it's absolutley fantastic............
Friend #1:Hey bro, how was your date last night? Freind # 2:It was ejacutastic
by outlaww August 1, 2012
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Ejacutastic

When something is so good, it makes you want to ejaculate.
Guy 1: I just got that new game!
Guy 2: Dude, thats ejacutastic!
by bucsfan1041 December 16, 2008
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Ejacutastic

When something is that damn good and you feel like your going to slightly have an orgasm over it.
Tommy: Just got new engine in my car.
Joe: Whoa shit, that looks amazing bro.
Tommy: Yea, its Fantastic !
Joe: NAH EJACUTASTIC BRO.
by ShiftingToms July 29, 2011
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Ejaculastipation

When your penis gets hard but you can’t ejaculate.
Constipation of ejaculation

Ejac-u-lay-sti-pation
You know what babe I’ve taken so many drugs this weekend that I’ve got ejaculastipation”

“I’ve been wanking over this pic for an hour, I must have ejaculastipation”

“Mate I’m gonna have wicked blue balls thanks to this ejaculastipation”

“Just cos you’ve got ejaculistipation doesn’t mean we’re gonna stop fucking, I don’t have ejaculistipation so go ahead and at least finish me off!”
by Potatoe69er October 13, 2019
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ejaculistic pencisiliation

to vigorously introduce a pencil into one's ass crack, with extreme prejudice, for the purpose of sexual arousal
Everything was goin fine until she reached onto my desk, and gave me a brutal case of ejaculistic pencisiliation.
by Wonderbra April 14, 2003
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ejaculatastic

(1) (adj) the expression of ecstacy that spirals outward when you are in a complete state of excitement, joy, or sexual arsoual (2) (adv) expressing in a way of intense sexual or traditional excitement
The way his lips caressed hers made him ejaculatastic as his groin throbbed with ever pump of blood his no longer lonely heart would allow.
by the jule tool June 14, 2005
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Ejactastic

ejactastic

A describing word used for an object or item so awesome it makes you instantly ejaculate.
whoa, those shoes are ejactastic .

chuck norris is ejactastic.
by Tom Hollingsworth May 25, 2010
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