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Ejacutastic 

When something is so good, it makes you want to ejaculate.
Guy 1: I just got that new game!
Guy 2: Dude, thats ejacutastic!
Ejacutastic by bucsfan1041 December 16, 2008

Ejacutastic 

When something is that damn good and you feel like your going to slightly have an orgasm over it.
Tommy: Just got new engine in my car.
Joe: Whoa shit, that looks amazing bro.
Tommy: Yea, its Fantastic !
Joe: NAH EJACUTASTIC BRO.
Ejacutastic by ShiftingToms July 29, 2011

Ejaculastipation 

When your penis gets hard but you can’t ejaculate.
Constipation of ejaculation

Ejac-u-lay-sti-pation
“You know what babe I’ve taken so many drugs this weekend that I’ve got ejaculastipation”

“I’ve been wanking over this pic for an hour, I must have ejaculastipation”

“Mate I’m gonna have wicked blue balls thanks to this ejaculastipation”

“Just cos you’ve got ejaculistipation doesn’t mean we’re gonna stop fucking, I don’t have ejaculistipation so go ahead and at least finish me off!”
Ejaculastipation by Potatoe69er October 13, 2019

ejaculistic pencisiliation

to vigorously introduce a pencil into one's ass crack, with extreme prejudice, for the purpose of sexual arousal
Everything was goin fine until she reached onto my desk, and gave me a brutal case of ejaculistic pencisiliation.

ejaculatastic 

(1) (adj) the expression of ecstacy that spirals outward when you are in a complete state of excitement, joy, or sexual arsoual (2) (adv) expressing in a way of intense sexual or traditional excitement
The way his lips caressed hers made him ejaculatastic as his groin throbbed with ever pump of blood his no longer lonely heart would allow.
ejaculatastic by the jule tool June 14, 2005

Ejactastic 

ejactastic

A describing word used for an object or item so awesome it makes you instantly ejaculate.
whoa, those shoes are ejactastic .

chuck norris is ejactastic.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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