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Eisenhower High School 

A dingy ass wanna be "rich school". All the girls date DSL guys, vape their little juuls, and wear crocs and Birkenstocks. And all the guys do is get caught smoking in the bathrooms, ask for pics/bps 24/7 and wear big puffy coats. Everyone is high all the time but at this point they don't care. As of right now they only care about is lanyards. The school smells like ass 1/2 the time at the point where you would want to throw up. Also the teachers are trash and trash at catching us vaping in the class. We had a great football team 2 seasons ago, now it's kinda trash. The others teams are above average.
Girl 1: I found you a Utica guy
Girl 2: ew no, I only date DSL guys
Girl 1: what why?
Girl 2: Because we go to Eisenhower High School
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Eisenhower High School 

Eisenhower High School, the worst school ever. horrible teachers. everyone’s failing. everyone comes to school either high or drunk off they asses. the guys get bjs in the janitors closet ;) the girls pussy always stankkk. when u walk past the bathroom all you smell is mango mixed with shit. them bathrooms be full of blood all over the damn seat and floor. the girls are all desperate so they fuck grown men. the guys are always scratching their balls or always have boners failing horribly to hide it. the girls have no shame with showin they nasty ass bodies. at hoco everyone was gettin sexual even during songs that u don’t. all you see is air forces. bitches be singing in the hallways bc they dgaf. there is canine drug searches randomly all the damn time. everyone a snitch lowkey. the pep rallys are actually so boring n pointless. you’re only cool if u got a truck or another expensive car. the girls be gettin mono all the time. ppl spreading rumors bout other ppl bein pregnant. all the teachers tryna fuck the students...literally. who name they school “ike” tf. all in all don’t fuckin go here. issa big mistake. no cap frfr
Guy1: “yo have u heard of Eisenhower High School?”

Guy2: “yea ain’t that the school with a fuck ton of sex offenders?”

Guy1: “yea but i heard it’s full of hoes”

Guy2: “but they all nasty”

Guy1: “true i just need some pussy”

Guy2: “go fuck ur sister or sum man

Guy1: “i already did maybe i’ll fuck my cousin now she fine”

Guy2: “ shit threesome?”

Eisenhower High School 

A high school with a lot of bitch ass middle class kids who think they’re cool because they wear Supreme or another overly expensive brand. The teachers are old af. All they do is bitch and complain at you if you do something slightly wrong. If you do have a younger teacher then they’re probably pretty chill though. Also everybody vapes and thinks they’re so cool. You literally cannot piss in a urinal without pissing on a vape somebody threw in there. They’re broke af too. Everything is a least 30 years old.
“Oh you go to Eisenhower High School
“Yeah”
“Oh that’s why ur such a bitch

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026