Eichyne 

A dependable friend who is stubborn but kind who likes to eat salad aka rabbit food and is a tiny person also known as a poo head.

Oh dang look that’s a Eichyne

Eichyne by PikaPika009 June 28, 2019

eichner

A total and complete douchebag. Lives for nothing but to suck the cock. Usually joins the army and relentlessly is engaged with the male penis

Wow, what a fucking eichner!!!

That eichner sure does give good head!!!

eichner by wes fikes August 30, 2006

Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichner

noun ; a person of homosexual descent, often found in gay Jewish drinking bars, they celebrate the little things (wink wink..................... his penis)

verb ; getting dug out from the back with a Yamaha while getting degraded by a drill sergeant

Noun; What the fuck is a Helmut.
Verb; Just finished basic training. Now time to get Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichnered.

Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichner by zyzz_legacy February 1, 2022

Eichner

The hottest last name in the word.

“I want Eichner to crack my back like a hacky sack.”

“Damn, I want that Eichner to pop MY manhole cover.”

Eichner by Cory tangerine October 9, 2021