Ehag 

Ehag is slang for 'what'. When you are confused and do not understand what another person is saying to you, you use this term. in stead of saying 'wait what?' you would say 'wait ehag?'

Mrs. B: I'm pregnant!
Mr. B: I'm so happy I am going to be a dad! Now you can take a break from being a biology teacher
Mrs. B: sorry it's not yours. I cheated on you with the economics teacher
Mr. B: wait ehag?

Ehag by ehag April 9, 2019

eHag 

Variant of eGirl. An older woman who should know better desperately trying to present as a teenager or young adult. Bonus points for chokers, heavily filtered thirst traps, and often an obsession with children's entertainment media or culture wars.

Often this method of presentation comes after a personal crisis of some type (divorce, spiritual crisis, unemployment, lack of children) in which the lady realises how much of her life she has wasted, and tries to recover her glory years by role-playing as a teenager while grifting for donations.

Melonie Mac can't apply enough makeup to hide what an eHag she is.

eHag by A Standing Raccoon April 7, 2025

EHAGed 

To get EHAGed is to drink half a case reading a commandment until the half case is completed. Once the deed is done, one is effectively EHAGed.

"Hey Moses you sick cunt wanna get EHAGed tonight cunt"
To which moses responds
"I would love nothing more than to get EHAGed"

EHAGed by EHAG 2019 June 21, 2021