Ehag is slang for 'what'. When you are confused and do not understand what another person is saying to you, you use this term. in stead of saying 'wait what?' you would say 'wait ehag?'
Mrs. B: I'm pregnant!
Mr. B: I'm so happy I am going to be a dad! Now you can take a break from being a biology teacher
Mrs. B: sorry it's not yours. I cheated on you with the economics teacher
Mr. B: wait ehag?
Mr. B: I'm so happy I am going to be a dad! Now you can take a break from being a biology teacher
Mrs. B: sorry it's not yours. I cheated on you with the economics teacher
Mr. B: wait ehag?
by ehag April 09, 2019
To get EHAGed is to drink half a case reading a commandment until the half case is completed. Once the deed is done, one is effectively EHAGed.
"Hey Moses you sick cunt wanna get EHAGed tonight cunt"
To which moses responds
"I would love nothing more than to get EHAGed"
To which moses responds
"I would love nothing more than to get EHAGed"
by EHAG 2019 June 22, 2021
Variant of eGirl. An older woman who should know better desperately trying to present as a teenager or young adult. Bonus points for chokers, heavily filtered thirst traps, and often an obsession with children's entertainment media or culture wars.
Often this method of presentation comes after a personal crisis of some type (divorce, spiritual crisis, unemployment, lack of children) in which the lady realises how much of her life she has wasted, and tries to recover her glory years by role-playing as a teenager while grifting for donations.
Often this method of presentation comes after a personal crisis of some type (divorce, spiritual crisis, unemployment, lack of children) in which the lady realises how much of her life she has wasted, and tries to recover her glory years by role-playing as a teenager while grifting for donations.
by A Standing Raccoon April 07, 2025