eggbeater

the torturous kick neccesary to play water polo

The kid grew tired of doing eggbeater and found himself barely bobbing above the water.

by allyourbaseball March 11, 2010

eggbeater

when a PERSON sloshes cum around in their mouth. afterward they can either spit or swallow.

Before one swallows the nut one gives it a good eggbeating

by luna_c January 19, 2005

eggbeater

when a girl sloshes cum around in her mouth. afterward she can either spit or swallow.

Before she swallows the nut she gives it a good eggbeating.

by Teddu August 6, 2003

EggBeater

To punch a girl in her ovary. To beat her eggs.

Michelle was mouthing off the other night at work which earned her an EggBeater!

by J Lo. G January 3, 2008

Eggbeater

When you get her pregnant so next week you first er elbow deep and twist your hand around the uterus and scrape the crotch fruit to float around and be peed out afterwards.

Dude I forgot to pull out so I had to give er the ol eggbeater since the stairs didn't work.

by Sanity unfiltered April 29, 2020

Eggbeater

The act of bashing and killing a pregnant woman, till her unborn child and the mother herself looks like scrambled eggs.

Dude... I think Eli might be an eggbeater because of all of the kicking he does!

by KrispyCum August 18, 2025

Rusty Eggbeater

Verb: The act of jamming a running electrical eggbeater into someones vagina during sex.

Guy 1: "Man how did things go with her last night?"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"

by vlaskipravik December 20, 2012