Egg in a Bun

A very short, chubby penis.

"So, how'd it go with Liam last night?"

"Oh my god, that guy totally has an egg in a bun!!" >_<

by SpottedDick November 06, 2008

Egg In A Bun

A Teesside case of a gentleman who is bald on the upper part of his head but who has a perfect ring of hair on the lower part of his head, slightly resembling a monk

look at ralf! he looks like a right "egg in a bun" he should get it all off

by davethejag October 18, 2007

egg in a bun

Scrotal rotting

An unfortunate case in which a gentlemen's scrotal region begins to wither and rot.

The smell of Neil's egg in a bun lingered for weeks

by Big Jake 'n' Wawa January 08, 2008