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another term for idiot used by people who lack proper intelligence to actually spell idiot
Ryan: oi mate, you see that eejiot over there?
Joe: you schewpid innit? don't know how to say idiot or something? only eejiot I see here is you!
Eejiot by mrclevertails April 17, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
A more endearing Irish slang term for someone who acts foolishly, is a bit slow or has no sense. Not as harsh as calling someone an idiot.
"God Ted, I'm an awful eejit!"
"You're right there, Dougal, ye feckin' eejit!"
eejit by quareheadtheball January 22, 2014

feckin eejit 

It means "fucking idiot," mainly in Irish, and it sounds better in an Irish accent.
That Daniel O'Donnell's a big feckin eejit
feckin eejit by tara banana May 27, 2004
idiot, said by Ren from "Ren and Stimpy"
You EEDIOT!
eediot by hizzo May 31, 2003
eejit by Cully April 1, 2003

Clartical eejit 

Idiot who’s daft in the head and doesn’t know anything ( eejit) Slang for idiot Clartical lays emphasis on stupidity
Your actually so stupid you clartical eejit
Clartical eejit by Dave-kmt November 2, 2022

clartical eejit 

Must be skunked, u Clartical eejit
clartical eejit by Dave-kmt November 3, 2022
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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