Edwardo Squidwardo

This is a phrase you should never utter. This phrase conveys unadulterated, malignant hatred toward an individual. You must truly hate somebody to call them this.

Timothy is such an Edwardo Squidwardo

Edwardo Squidwardo by 🆑🆎🆘 February 28, 2018

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Eduardo Squidwardo

A name that if uttered will cause you to be inflicted with lots of damage.

Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!

Eduardo Squidwardo by Hearshotkid_2113 January 8, 2019

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Eduardo Squidwardo

(verb) Popping an ollie on a skateboard, then simultaneously pulling your pants down, and prolapsing your asshole in mid air, then passing out due to the amount of forced used to execute said trick

Dude do you wanna see this cool trick I learned? It's the Eduardo Squidwardo.
*Ambulance noises in the distance*

Eduardo Squidwardo by Tsuki October 9, 2020

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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