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Edgewater Park 

A small retro time machine back to the past neighborhood when hand shakes and your word meant everything and was all you needed. A great balls to the wall place that has more things to do than an amusement park and a circus combined. A leader in the education of street smarts and street honor.

Respect of others and their belongings including girls is not only expected but is mandatory. There is severe consequences if you fail at anything above.

The neighborhood has been called racist but the truth is the only thing they are racist against is disrespectful douchebag losers. Regardless of skin color.
Let’s go to Edgewater Park and learn something
Edgewater Park by EPB4life April 4, 2022
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Edgewater Park, NJ 

Is a small town that uses the same area code as Beverly. This town doesn't have a high school and the elementary and middle school are about 1 mile apart. In the E.P. schools there are only about 300 students in each. The school does have bus transportation and depending on the distance away from the school, you can walk. The town itself has about 5 parks/memorials. Edgewater Park doesn't have a football field but a flag football team. Most of the sports are played under the E.P.A.A.(Edgewater Park Athletic Association). The E.P.A.A. allows you to play baseball, basketball, soccer, softball, cheerleading, and flag football. You can also play sports for school also. The school allows you to play baseball, basketball, softball, and cheerleading.

The town's food resources, are McDonald's, 2 Deli, Big Lots, Green Cafe, 7Eleven, Dollar Store, Rite Aid, and PathMark. The people in the town aren't all bad people and the gang rate isn't high. The total area of Edgewater Park is 3.0 square miles. The total population is about 8,000. This town has 3 sets of apartments.

Edgewater Parks transportation is the NJ Transit Train and the NJ Transit Bus.

ewpgirl16 is wrong about E.P.
Edgewater Park, NJ

Edgewater Park, NJ 

Edgewater Park. "The ghetto" A small town in South Jersey where there is no such thing as wealth, and the people value the little that they have. The crime rate in EWP sky-rockets majorly each year, and the school's test scores are one the lowest in the state. The kids here learned to fight and fend for themselves around the Kindergarden and 1st grade. Kids and Teens living in towns with money who could kick some another rich kids ass; would be getting rushed through the emergency room doors in critical condition if they were to fight an 8 year old here in Edgewater Park! My advice: if you aren't from the ghetto, you should avoid visiting here.
In Edgewater Park, NJ, we have to make the best outta what we got. That's why we gotta know how to fight!

Edgewater Park, NJ 

Edgewater Park. "The ghetto" A small town in South Jersey where there is no such thing as wealth, and the people value the little that they have. The crime rate in EWP sky-rockets majorly each year, and the school's test scores are one the lowest in the state. The kids here learned to fight and fend for themselves around the Kindergarden and 1st grade. Kids and Teens living in towns with money who could kick some another rich kids ass; would be getting rushed through the emergency room doors in critical condition if they were to fight an 8 year old here in Edgewater Park! My advice: if you aren't from the ghetto, you should avoid visiting here.
In Edgewater Park, NJ, we have to make the best outta what we got. That's why we gotta know how to fight!
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