Eau Gallie High School

A school located in Melbourne Florida.
It's where people who think they're hard or forgot to tell their boyfriends to wear a condom go. Eau Gallie has one of the largest childcare programs in Melbourne Florida. The rest of the population consists of kids who think they're cool because they come to school high. Across the street there is a place called "The Dam" where these so called "Hard Kids" like to go to get high. Ironically enough "The Dam" is located right behind a church. So, if you're "Hard" and religious, or just pregnant, Eau Gallie High school is the school for you.

Hey, I just go knocked up, so I have to go to Eau Gallie High School now... :/

Woah dude, I just got a whole bunch of hash, good thing we go to Eau Gallie, and have that lovely dam we can smoke it at.

Eau Gallie High School by DantasticG December 24, 2010

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Eau Gallie high school

A school in Melbourne Florida where it's full of kids that troll (John Freson) to name the best. People use the term "no homo" before they say something gay. Its also full of people who think they're hard even though they couldn't lift a fork. It also has a tunnel or railed pavilion next to the second story of the double building that makes you eager to jump on it...

1.Eau Gallie high school is the best school to be found... get trolled...
2. Eau Gallie high school can hop on it... No Homo...

Eau Gallie high school by True definitionz March 4, 2018

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Eau Gallie highschool

EauGallie is the most hated yet most talked about school in brevard why are we the most talked about you say? Probably because it’s lowkey the most loved. Since day one EG has been the power house of brevard. Not to mention EauGallies amazing programs like auto mechanics, marine biology, and aviation that helps/helped thousands of young people succeed. All of brevard notices the hard work EauGallie puts into their craft and they notice that it’s not going to waste and they hate it because even though EauGallie is not the richest school in brevard it has made the most impact which people hate to see I don’t blame them.

Friend: yo how is Eau Gallie highschool going for you

Person:great they put me on path to make it to college by the time graduate

Friend:no way you didn’t even know how to read before you went there

Person:they taught me a whole new way to learn I should’ve went to EauGallie awhile ago

Eau Gallie highschool by .five September 8, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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