Eats cum

When cum goes into your mouth and you swallow the cum

Everyone that keeps voting no for my definition eats cum and likes it when i cum in their mouth and they like dick cheese

by master god lord and savior December 15, 2019

Flesh Eating Cum Virus

An awful disease in which male semen act like sizzling, hot lava when they become airborne. This devastating disease originated in Rome, Italy in 567 B.C. It began when a goat's ballsack erupted and all the man juice landed on a nearby vagina, burning it to ashes. It is sexually transmitted. Masturbation and sexual activity become extremely dangerous. Not like Bond dangerous, like Charles Manson dangerous. There is no known cure.

Look at that Native American's Hands, he must have Flesh Eating Cum Virus!

by Goatman 22 April 28, 2009

cum eating

They act of swallowing a squiggly white liquid

That slut is a professional when it come to cum eating

by MikMik da dick March 18, 2016

Eat your cum

A dramatic answer to a dramatic question. Commonly used when you have no idea what to say or you just really don't care.

Billy Faggerson: I'm about to fail college. What do I do!?

wankertoast: eat your cum.

by JrGruntly October 21, 2008

National Eat your Cum Day

Bored? Eat your cum! June 12th is the perfect day to eat your cum so start eating!

Riane: "Beau it's national eat your cum day"
Beau: "Oh shit you're right brb" /j

by RianeCraft June 12, 2021

Cum eating space dragon

It's just a cum eating space dragon... Kill yourself

As I said... ITS A FUCKING CUM EATING SPACE DRAGON

by Hoffii February 9, 2018