Mr eaton is a bald red bearded Santa clause that comes to your house at night and cuts his hair with your teeth while you're sleeping. You can find him on the street begging people for red hair. Often asks kids to come in his van and touch his large beard.
by Wehsbbdbdjsj April 9, 2015
A Town a few miles out from the center of Nottingham, once great in its lace making industry now is just a chav filled shit hole.
by MagickClaire April 10, 2009
A place where unicorns run rampant, and pterodactyls deliver mail.
Hahahah jk! I wish it was that cool...
Really, a small town obsessed with sports, but shows Red Pride in everything we do.
-WARNING: this town is obsessed with jfff.
Hahahah jk! I wish it was that cool...
Really, a small town obsessed with sports, but shows Red Pride in everything we do.
-WARNING: this town is obsessed with jfff.
That Eaton, Colorado! Everyone there wouldn't stop saying jfff! What is wrong with them?
Eaton, Colorado is a boss town! Yeahhh buddy!
Eaton, Colorado is a boss town! Yeahhh buddy!
by Sitting behind you :P October 11, 2011
A man who is unmatchable in power, his magnitude is only topped by the words of Ella Beckham. As he searches for his lifelong love he cannot help but be attracted back to his sister. And his favorite artist is imagine dragons. Baseball is his only talent.
by BigMacDemolisher April 9, 2021
an extremely queer school of faggots and girls who look like men, in walnut creak california, and is run by a queer man lover named jerry ludden
by queer March 18, 2005
by /\/\/\/\ August 5, 2004
a small peninsula off of northport. connects to northport by asharoken road which is patrold by the world famous nazi asharoken police dept. (word of advice if your driving on asharoken and go over 32mph there pulling you over).Eaton's neck is a good little town it is upper middle class unfortinaly becoming infested with yuppies. It is home to the Eatons neck FD who managed to burn down there own fire house but overall a good group.eatons neck does have a club called the POENB (property owners of eatons neck beach) they do nothing. you just get a cool sticker every year.In conclusion eatons neck is a great place for all kinds of thing especially some late night drinking etc. so come visit
by E-BLOCK December 31, 2005