Mr. Eaton

Mr eaton is a bald red bearded Santa clause that comes to your house at night and cuts his hair with your teeth while you're sleeping. You can find him on the street begging people for red hair. Often asks kids to come in his van and touch his large beard.

Did you see Mr. Eaton last night

by Wehsbbdbdjsj April 9, 2015

Mr. Eaton

Worlds Greatest Math Teacher. Quite often seen standing outside the classroom swinging his keys and talking to everyone like hes a kid. Loves the Big Bang Theory and needs to grow back his curls.

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HEYYY Mr. Eaton did you watch the big bang theory last night?

by Lorie Lou November 3, 2010

Mr. Eaton

A gay ass, square dancin', hokey pokey ass cowboy nigga that molests kids and takes big black dick in his ass

Person 1: "How do I look today?"

Person 2: "You look like a Mr. Eaton."

by Dynamic Douchebag June 1, 2018

Mr Easton

He has a verryyyy massive forehead and hates me so much

Person1 Did you see Mr Easton?
Person2 Yh he's suchhh a pedo

by IrrelevantPeiceOfSoup January 29, 2020

Mr Easton

furious anger, AaaaaAaaRRrrRGggG, GggRrrrrrrrrrrrr, so very

"Stop being so Mr Easton"~ Dave
"I'm just so Mr Easton right now, it's best to leave me alone so I can punch a wall in frustration"~ Craig

by Tjpoffuppf November 2, 2021