Tadzu Lempke: Gives the "White man from town" a pie that can potentially lift the curse he has put on him. (*Note* The Pie doesn't actually "lift the curse per`se" but passes it along causing a vexing but rapid death to whoever consumes it)
White Man From Town: Accepts the pie
Tadzu Lempke: "Eat Your Own Pie" and die clean, die clean White man from town; die clean.
Trump could easily "Eat His Own Pie" and end all the investigations against him for the vile, wretched, and abhorrent existence he's defiled the planet with, but instead he will lie, deceive, and prevaricate to the very end until he's painted himself into a corner he has no way out of; in which case per the blessing and demand of the vast majority of the American people Robert Mueller will shove his pie down his throat.
However it happens you will Eat Your Own Pie Trump!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.