Eat like a Pirate Share definition Flag when a person spears a large piece of food, usually meat, and takes bites out of said meat without cutting Parent- "Johnny, don't eat like a pirate"kid- "But mom, i'ts faster!" Eat like a Pirate by bigseb31213 October 8, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Eat like a Pirate mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch