eat a sandwich 

A phrase yelled by a jealous fat woman at a thinner more attractive woman, perhaps hoping that the thin woman will gain weight too and stop attracting men.

Big Bertha: Hey stick insect! You think you're so hot, in that little skirt? Eat a sandwich!

eat a sandwich by Medicine Show May 23, 2011

Eat a sandwich 

To Smoke weed, Ganja, Green, Chronic, Marajuana.

To be used around people that you dont want to know that you smoke weed

Standing beside Police, teachers, Parents, underaged children.

Guy 1: Dude we should go eat a sandwich

Guy 2: yeah dude lets go eat a sandwich right now

Cop, Teacher, Parent, Child: Have fun eating your sandwich! (oblivious)

Eat a sandwich by Fangg August 7, 2009

Eat a sandwich 

Something skinny people get told far too often

I'm a tad underweight, so I'm always told to eat a sandwich

Eat a sandwich by Spaghettinoodleghost May 12, 2021

calm your farm, eat a sandwich 

telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill

jonno: OMG WTF
shelly: calm your farm, eat a sandwich

calm your farm, eat a sandwich by the J to the o May 14, 2011