eat a sandwich

A phrase yelled by a jealous fat woman at a thinner more attractive woman, perhaps hoping that the thin woman will gain weight too and stop attracting men.

Big Bertha: Hey stick insect! You think you're so hot, in that little skirt? Eat a sandwich!

by Medicine Show May 1, 2011

Eating a Sandwich

The How I Met Your Mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that Ted can safely tell his kids.

But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.

"So there we were, eating a sandwich. The biggest sandwich we had ever eaten."

by SaracottaPie April 1, 2010

Eat a sandwich

To Smoke weed, Ganja, Green, Chronic, Marajuana.

To be used around people that you dont want to know that you smoke weed

Standing beside Police, teachers, Parents, underaged children.

Guy 1: Dude we should go eat a sandwich

Guy 2: yeah dude lets go eat a sandwich right now

Cop, Teacher, Parent, Child: Have fun eating your sandwich! (oblivious)

by Fangg August 7, 2009

Eat a sandwich

Something skinny people get told far too often

I'm a tad underweight, so I'm always told to eat a sandwich

by Spaghettinoodleghost May 12, 2021

Eating Beef Sandwiches

The sucking of a penis while held within another man's ass cheeks.

I ate beef sandwiches last night, extra mayo.

by Munglai January 18, 2004

eating a sandwich for the bread

when going out with a girl for her looks

Jacob is going out with crystal because he likes eating a sandwich for the bread

by Zak Abati January 1, 2009

eat retarded sandwiches

when an individual does something uncharacteristically dumb, even for his or her personality

Did you see what Zeke just did? He just jumped out of a tree and broke his arm. What a way to eat retarded sandwiches

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008