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East Wake High School 

High School located in Wendell, North Carolina. The school is currently divided into four small schools, which include Health Science, Integrated Technology, Engineering, and Arts, Education, and Global Studies. The small schools model will probably be revoked soon, as audits have shown that it hasn't been as successful as hoped. East Wake is not the best school around, but is home to many talented individuals in the areas of art, athletics, and academics. The fine arts department is noteworthy. East Wake has some wonderful singers and dancers (hip hop, lyrical, jazz, etc). Additionally, there are smart individuals at East Wake who end up at UNC, NCSU, even Yale. East Wake is not just the pushover school that many expect it to be. The AP Students at East Wake work hard (which many reviewers forsake to mention, because they've never actually taken any AP Classes). Overall, the administration is largely unorganized, but East Wake has some quality people that are sometimes overlooked because of the negative image that other students bring to the school.
Student 1: "Did you hear about that fight at East Wake High School?"
Student 2: "Did you hear about East Wake High School's latest NHS project?"
Student 1: dumbfounded...
Student 2: "Yeah, didn't think so. Get a life."
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East Wake High School  

A high school in Wendell, North Carolina. Its mostly a black and hispanic school. Very few asians (like 4 in the whole school). It's a very ghetto ass school where you can do just about anything, like SKIPPING! There's like a fight every week. The campus is divided up into 4 main schools. Integrated technology, art, health science, engineering. TIGHT SCHOOL! Has a very small cafeteria.
Eyy yall seen the fight at
East Wake High School !
East Wake High School by LJ0k3r February 2, 2009

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026