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A small city in Rhode island made up of 3 towns (Central East Providence, Riverside, and Rumford). East Providence (the town as well as the city) is commonly referred to as "EP", Rumford is "The Rum", and Riverside is known as "Riverdale" About 75% of the people in East Providence do or have done drugs on a regular basis. Kids who live in East Providence attend East Providence high school in which most of the student body has more common sense than the teachers. East Providence is predominantly over ran with portugese people, and whilist in East Providence, watch out for the EP Police they'll catch you breaking the law from 5 miles away. There are a few parties in east providence and virtually almost nothing to do, there are some exceptions though, Central EP holds portugese feasts and a large Heritage Festival during the summer. While in EP you may hear the word "Mad" which is used alot during a normal conversation (EX. that kid is mad custy). A few hotspots in riverside are: The rec, the bank (for skaters), and "the clearing". Some hotspots in Central EP are: Peirce field, hull st., and "Chinky mart". Some hotspots in Rumford are Thompson, the desert, and the trucks.
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east providence is made up of 3 different towns, Riverside, Rumford and East Providence. Theres not much to do in ep. Mostly all people do is get fucked up on whatever kinds of drugs they can get. Driving to providence and going clubbin is another example of fun. Everyone knows everyone. And also everyone fucks everyone. There is plenty of whores and custys in ep. mostly whom have fucked anyone they can find. boring ass city and the cops watch like hawks.
East providence, the capital of custys.
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east providence is made up of 3 different towns, Riverside, Rumford and East Providence. Riverside or (Riverdale) as some call it for its redneck nature is a place where you can chill and smoke mad dank bud plus thats where most of the dimes come from. Rumford or (Gunford) as its called by whoever named it that. Is where more of the cops are and where more crazy shit happens. People there usually smash on bp's like crazy and have some dank. The people who run shit here are on the farthest side twards pawtucket as im more twards EP. East Providence (Has No Cool Name) is where you can pick up all your mids and find all the boring regular kids. Most people here just post up and get fucked up. East Providence High School is wack as fuck, everyone knows that and for the most part ep is dope. Class of 2013 holds shit down tho when theyre seniors its gonna be fuckin nuts, and im from the class of 2012 :o
East Providence is where you can pick up a sack, find a bottle, and get laid all in one hour.
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A small city in Rhode island made up of 3 towns (Central East Providence, Riverside, and Rumford). East Providence (the town as well as the city) is commonly referred to as "EP", Rumford is "The Rum", and Riverside is known as "Riverdale" About 75% of the people in East Providence do or have done drugs on a regular basis. Kids who live in East Providence attend East Providence high school in which most of the student body has more common sense than the teachers. East Providence is predominantly over ran with portugese people, and whilist in East Providence, watch out for the EP Police they'll catch you breaking the law from 5 miles away. There are a few parties in east providence and virtually almost nothing to do, there are some exceptions though, Central EP holds portugese feasts and a large Heritage Festival during the summer. While in EP you may hear the word "Mad" which is used alot during a normal conversation (EX. that kid is mad custy). A few hotspots in riverside are: The rec, the bank (for skaters), and "the clearing". Some hotspots in Central EP are: Peirce field, hull st., and "Chinky mart". Some hotspots in Rumford are Thompson, the desert, and the trucks.
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east providence is located in rhode island. there are three towns in this city, East Providence (EP) Riverside (Rivi), and Rumford( it has no ‘nick name’ bc everyone forgets about it. Ep is where all the pot heads are. Rivi is also full of pot heads and hoes are. Rumford is just weird as fuck🤷🏻 ♀️. if you go to east providence high school (EPHS) then you will see the fivr different types of people in EP

the fine ass kids aka the popular ones

the ones that are constantly getting into fight

the weird ass children that creep you out

the pot heads

and then the kids that are chill n mad lit

EPHS is wack, the teachers there all do crack. The police officer there, officer doug, is weird. he has a rubber chicken and pretends to kill it and drown it all the time. mrs Furtado one of the deans is racist. and the principal is a crazy herion addit.

there is nothing to do in EP besides drugs and getting in trouble. usually people jus go to providence for parties and shit like that
“there are mad hoes in east providence”

“east providence is boring as fuck”

“damn, there are a lot of pot heads in east providence”
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