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Noun; an ear pimple, usually embedded deep within the epidermis of the lobe, it is identified as feeling like a small bb in the middle of the ear. Its origins date back to ancient Greek Mythology in which Earmple, a young and impressionable cowboy, is seduced by Hermes, the gayest of all the Greek gods. When Hermes offered Earmple to partake from his loins he made him the promise of the worlds greatest orgasm. But Earmple insulted the god, saying he was not sure if "he went that way". Already ridiculed by Zeus as being "that little gay dude with the wings who delivers my mail" Hermes was outraged and condemned Earmple to forever wander in the lobes of mortals. That is why to this day an Earmple is located in the center of the lobe not sure which way to burst from. Every time an earmple is popped Hermes promise is granted and the recipient receives unspeakable satisfaction.
I smiled as the earmple exploded from my ear lobe and hit the mirror with such force that it cracked.
Earmple by Pochev July 24, 2008
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Noun; an ear pimple, usually embedded deep within the epidermis of the lobe, it is identified as feeling like a small bb in the middle of the ear. Its origins date back to ancient Greek Mythology in which Earmple, a young and impressionable cowboy, is seduced by Hermes, the gayest of all the Greek gods. When Hermes offered Earmple to partake from his loins he made him the promise of the worlds greatest orgasm. But Earmple insulted the god, saying he was not sure if "he went that way". Already ridiculed by Zeus as being "that little gay dude with the wings who delivers my mail" Hermes was outraged and condemned Earmple to forever wander in the lobes of mortals. That is why to this day an Earmple is located in the center of the lobe not sure which way to burst from. Every time an earmple is popped Hermes promise is granted and the recipient receives unspeakable satisfaction.
I smiled as the earmple thrust from my ear lobe and hit the mirror with such force that it cracked
Earmple by Pochev July 28, 2008
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